Sitting here typing while being entertained by the symphony of sniffing from several work colleagues.

Why can’t people blow their noses properly anymore?

It’s the same on the tube on the way to work. If bird flu takes off as expected – I want the government to make it illegal for sniffers to be seen out in public.

Good for our health – not to mention, it will just be a damn sight more pleasent to ban people who cant use a tissue properly.

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