Normally, I shudder with very real trepidation when I hear about “funny” announcements on trains and the tube, as it is usually some self-declared comic sharing his (it’s always male) unique sense of humour.
However, just occasionally someone gets it right – and topical as well.
An announcement to passengers on the SouthWest Trains service from Weymouth to Waterloo last week.
“Please make sure you take all your belongings with you when leaving the train. This is particularly important if you work for HM government”
From The Guardian via Bob Piper’s website.