The Indian Peopleâ€™s Liberation Guerrilla Army (PLGA) wishes to send you kind felicitations on the second day of their annual week of action.
As is traditional during the festivities of â€œPLGA Weekâ€ â€“ people in the affected regions of India will see a glorious increase in bombings, attacks and general thuggery.
All funds raised will go towards creating the greater Indian Democratic Communist Utopia.
If you do encounter any of our revolutionary Naxalites, please remember to wish them a very Merry PLGA Week!
Commemorative gift cards can be found at your local branch of Hallmark