Consider two seemingly unrelated issues:

A combination of CCTVs, biometrics, databases and tracking technologies has resulted in Britain becoming the most spied on nation in the world, according to a government privacy watchdog.


British health officials claim obesity in UK should be confronted with professionalism as a recent survey indicated Brits are Europe’s fattest citizens.

Now, as every lady will know, the camera adds 10 pounds to your weight.

Logically, it is now obvious that the expansion of the use of CCTVs in the UK is the direct cause of the expansion of waistlines in the UK.

Eliminate the CCTVs and solve the obesity epidemic.

Obvious really.

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